Man
Claims Gay Nights Out Were Essential To National Security
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The
Citizen
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By
Max Lindez
Nov
26, 2007 |
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KEY
WEST, FORIDA--Living a life of deception has never been
a problem for the troublemaking trubadour Max Lindez.
Recent reports state he has been living in Key West, Florida
conducting surveillance vital to the security of the country,
working exclusively in the island's premier gay and transvestite
clubs.
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Above:
Max goes undercover at Key West's premier gay and
transvestite bar. |
Intelligence
collections were conducted anywhere from seven to eight
nights a week depending on which featured performers were
in town and whether or not Rosie's (O'Donnell) Family
Cruise was visiting the island paradise.
For
the purpose of this crucial investigation, Max has officially
dropped his name and insists on only being called "Max,"
a pet name given to him by an older German gentleman when
he grew up in the inner city of Chicago, Illinois.
Max's
girlfriend, who chooses to be called Esperanza to protect
her identity, knew only that he was consumed with his
work, much more than he was consumed with her. Read
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