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Man Waits Patiently For Ex-girlfriend
To Finally See Things His Way CHICAGO, IL — "She's the one with the problem, not me," calmly explains Max Lindez, of his ex-girlfriend. "I have my life together, very together. I know how to treat people with respect and how to conduct myself as a responsible adult. I tell the truth and I'm a one woman man, when I'm in a committed relationship. I'm just waiting for her to go through what she's got to go through so we can move on."
These last few months Max has had a lot of free time on his hands so he started going to several gentleman's clubs in the tri-state area. He feels it's important to fill his time with things that will help him be a better person and to be around good people. He's chosen local Chicago establishment Wild Stallion as his new refuge. Several of the girls at the Wild Stallion really like Max. According to adult entertainer Tia, "he always gives me real good tips and compliments me on my pole work. He also comes out to breakfast with us at the truck stop. It's so nice of him to make sure there are no weirdoes following us around." Even the managers and doormen know and respect Max. He was given an honorary gold club membership, something usually reserved for out of town high rollers, you know, to make them feel like they're really getting some special treatment or something. "I'd say this about Max," according to the Jim Pitman, executive general manager of the Wild Stallion, and adds, "he's got a heart of gold and treats those women with the utmost repsect. Sometimes we call him Ca$h Money." Tia, who has been dancing at the Stallion for three months echoes everyone's comments about Max. "I would give anything for a chance to go out with him but he says he doesn't date girls here so I'm out of luck for now. Maybe when I get my college tuition paid off and I don't have to dance anymore then we can start dating. If I could only be so lucky!." "I wish we were still together but I guess this is the next best thing," says Max of his ex. "While she's making her mind up and deciding what she wants I'm keeping myself around good people, people who really care about me. They don't just care about how much money i have or what kind of job I have either."
Max recently spent his birthday at the Stallion, that's what the cool people call it. He received $50 from his sister for his birthday which he promptly turned into a table dance. Four table dances and a tip to be precise. "I could've went into the Champagne room, heck, I got the money. But I figgered I'd get four dances instead of two. These girls here all like me so they give me my money's worth, you better believe that!" I was pretty sad for a while but I'm much better now and I have a clear conscience, that's the biggest thing. Everything I do from now on will put me in a better place in the future. Just like what I'm doing right now, I'm not wasting time, I'm learning how to treat people right which is something my ex-girlfriend told me I had to learn. The money that's no big deal either. It all evens out in the end. Some people go to shrinks and some people drink, both cost a ton of money. I don't do either and I still come out ahead. This is like my therapy. And when I get home I do some reading. Right now I'm reading, "I'm OK, You're OK. The part where she's OK I'm still having some trouble with." Max's ex-girlfriend was unavailable for comment. |
